tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21638077341914562812024-03-13T09:32:42.624-07:00Top Ten Reasons I Can't Be An Atheistfeenohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07483769284197614547noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2163807734191456281.post-72002865052906668932009-05-06T10:52:00.000-07:002009-05-06T11:09:41.596-07:00Top Ten Reasons I Can't Be An AtheistMy last entry seems to be a bit tired. So I thought I'd try another one. I don't know how I got stuck with this whole Atheist theme? But I have met a lot of cool people and hope we can remain friends, in spite of my list. <br /><br />#10 I don't know everything.<br /><br />#9 I'm not mad at anybody.<br /><br />#8 I don't want to give up free coffee and donuts on Sun. mornings.<br /><br />#7 Love church league softball.<br /><br />#6 Watching MSNBC makes me nauseous.<br /><br />#5 I can't grow a beard.<br /><br />#4 I'd like to meet Moses, Elijah, John the Baptist and all the rest of them<br /> bad ass Hebrews.<br /><br />#3 The Cross on the back window of my GMC 4x4 looks a lot cooler than one of <br /> those Darwin fish on the back of their Subaru Outbacks.<br /><br />#2 That whole eternity thing.<br /><br />#1 They're to religious. <br /><br />Peace Out, feenofeenohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07483769284197614547noreply@blogger.com15