Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Top Ten Reasons I Can't Be An Atheist

My last entry seems to be a bit tired. So I thought I'd try another one. I don't know how I got stuck with this whole Atheist theme? But I have met a lot of cool people and hope we can remain friends, in spite of my list.

#10 I don't know everything.

#9 I'm not mad at anybody.

#8 I don't want to give up free coffee and donuts on Sun. mornings.

#7 Love church league softball.

#6 Watching MSNBC makes me nauseous.

#5 I can't grow a beard.

#4 I'd like to meet Moses, Elijah, John the Baptist and all the rest of them
bad ass Hebrews.

#3 The Cross on the back window of my GMC 4x4 looks a lot cooler than one of
those Darwin fish on the back of their Subaru Outbacks.

#2 That whole eternity thing.

#1 They're to religious.

Peace Out, feeno